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Offline fabr

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KANSAS FIRE INSURANCE
« on: December 27, 2012, 09:52:38 AM »
KANSAS FIRE INSURANCE

A man and his wife moved back home to
Kansas from Washington.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it
in Washington was $2,000.00 a year!!!

When they arrived in Kansas, they went to an
Insurance agency to see how much it would cost
to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up
on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."

The husband was shocked and asked why it was
so cheap here in Kansas to insure, because it cost
him $2,000.00 in Washington!!!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple
and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any
wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it,
is $39.00."

I always did find that Kansas logic was far superior
to Washington's.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: KANSAS FIRE INSURANCE
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »
 ;D

 

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