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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: lupus1 on March 11, 2011, 02:57:06 PM
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PHONE REPAIR
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know.
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Kansans are SOOOOooo practical.
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And I felt bad using the wireless fence with a shock collar. LMAO LMAO LMAO
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I'll tell ya...
I know how that dog feels
A few years ago
I was wireing the phone into my shop...
Forgot my strippers in the house end of the line...
In all my wisdom...I figured I'd just strip the wires between my teeth
About the time I got a good bite on the wire a fooking telemarketer called...I wet my fooken pants and ended up with a hell of a headache
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Shock treatment, that explains it. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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kick
Note to self...spend the money for a cordless rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Ya know I'd near pay to see that rofl just reading it give me a good giggle LMAO LMAO.. Ah Spec you're a funny Bugger 8)
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that is actually the truth
fooken phone will stick you to it
We've all stripped wires with our teeth...
that was the last time for me
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Yeah I know I could actually picture you doing it rofl I've striped wire with my teeth too and thought wow I hate for it to be conected to a power source 10:
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that is actually the truth
fooken phone will stick you to it
We've all stripped wires with our teeth...
that was the last time for me
Ummmmm....not ALL of us my friend.