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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Carlriddle on May 09, 2014, 10:58:34 AM

Title: Dream?
Post by: Carlriddle on May 09, 2014, 10:58:34 AM
MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank Crown Royal whiskey, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.  And went to sand dunes whenever he wanted. ;D ;D

The End

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Title: Re: Dream?
Post by: fabr on May 09, 2014, 11:05:46 AM
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Title: Re: Dream?
Post by: WelderPat on May 09, 2014, 08:07:06 PM
 I should have known that twenty three years ago !!!!!!!!!!!
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