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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Dunebound69 on August 15, 2011, 09:45:35 AM
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The Hooker
> > An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.
> > "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
> > "$100" she replies.
> > In broken English, he says,
> > "Do you do immigrant style? "No" she says.
> > "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
> > "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
> > "I pay you $300."
> > "No," she says.
> > "I pay you $400.
> > "No," she says.
> > So finally he says,
> > "OK, I pay $1,000 to
> > do immigrant style."
> > She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
> > I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
> world. How bad could immigrant style be?
> > So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they
> finish.
> > Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting
> something perverted and disgusting.
> > But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
> > The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
> >
> > AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS,
> > IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
> > ARE DOING TO US!
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That's the truth! :-X :-X
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Yep, get screwed twice!