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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Carlriddle on August 09, 2011, 09:13:26 AM
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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural
Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the
farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally
destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a
tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the
smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer
plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried
over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled
unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air Force One,
the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered.
"I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that
sumbitch lies...
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Did he also say it was Bush's fault that the plane crashed? eyes
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