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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: trans man on September 10, 2011, 11:00:16 PM

Title: The Purchase
Post by: trans man on September 10, 2011, 11:00:16 PM

The farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day the car dealer informed the farmer he was coming over to purchase some cattle. The farmer priced each cow as follows;


Basic Cow-----------------------------------------499.95
Shipping & Handling-------------------------------35.75
Extra Stomach-------------------------------------79.25
Two Tone Exterior--------------------------------142.10
Produce Storage Compartment------------------126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper----------------------189.60
High Output Drain System-----------------------149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter-----------------------------88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery--------------------179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns-------------------------------  59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment-----------------339.40
4X4 Traction Drive Assembly--------------------884.16
Pre-delivery Wash & Comb------------------------69.80

                 Farmers Suggested List Price:      2843.36
                 Additional Dealer Adjustments:      300.00
                 Total List Price Including Options: 3143.36

Title: Re: The Purchase
Post by: Carlriddle on September 11, 2011, 06:08:32 AM

 LMAO LMAO LMAO

Title: Re: The Purchase
Post by: Dunebound69 on September 11, 2011, 07:38:11 AM

 LMAO LMAO