If George Bush was an idiot......

[fabr]

              If George Bush was an idiot......





              If George W.  Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter

              installed to be  able to get through a press conference, would you have

              laughed and said   this is more proof of how inept he is on his own

              and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
               
              If  George W.. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of  dollars to take

              Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
                 
              If  George W. Bush had reduced your retirement  plan's holdings of GM

              stock by  90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you

              have  approved? 

               If  George W.  Bush had made a joke at the expense of the  Special

              Olympics, would you have  approved?

                 
              If  George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and

              incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a

              thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you  have approved?
               
              If  George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing

              videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly

              narcissistic and tacky?
               
              If  George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you

              have approved?
               
              If  George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the
non-existent

              "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor  slip?
               
              If  George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with
people

              who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have

              approved?
                   
              If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de

              Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May

              (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you

              have winced in embarrassment?

              If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have

              hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of

              what a dunce he is?
                   
              If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a
single

              tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
                 
              If George W.  Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low

              over millions of people followed  by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan

              causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually

              get what happened on 9-11?   
                 
              If George W...  Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims
throughout

              the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New

              Orleans, would you want it made into a major on going political issue
with

              claims of racism and incompetence?
               
              If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a  major

              corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so,

              would you have approved?
               
              If  George W. Bush  had proposed to double the national debt, which had

              taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you

              have approved?
               
              If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10

              years, would you have approved?
               
              So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and

              impressive?  Can't think of anything?  Don't worry.  He's done all
this in

              7 months -- So you'll have three years  and five months to come

              up with an answer!

[Pacman]

Your just a racist! 

[Engineer]

Your just a racist! 

Yup, it's the only answer. 

[fabr]

But ,OF COURSE, it is.   

[Carlriddle]

 

[chrishallett83]

Got an email forward from my big sister:

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going..

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak...

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...

[cleppla]

I could give you a list of George bush failures, But I have things to do in the next month or so. 




BTW, The Iraq war estimate cost is $3 TRILLION all said and done..   The Deficit is about $1.4 TRILLION.