Today's StoryJenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school.
The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my
husband) for some assistance. Mike said, "why not use the
yardstick over there?" The guy looked at Mike and, very serious,
said, "I can't use that. The wall is longer than the yardstick."
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