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General Discussion => The Pit Stop => Topic started by: fabr on January 31, 2010, 07:53:17 AM
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The
second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order" The
fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth
surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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That's a bewedy Mater I like that, and sooo true!!! rofl
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I showed that to my wife this morning, she's a medical student, so naturally she had me print it out so she could hang it up in the doctors lounge. LMAO