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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Wyattboche on September 22, 2011, 11:39:43 PM
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I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs..
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Stupid Idiot!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States
Darn I love this truck....
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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Good one Wyatte!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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That joke is as old, as the day is long! eyes eyes eyes
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Still good tho.
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So yes, we did not bail out Ford. we did bail out FMOCO Credit. All in how you hold your lips.
Good joke.
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I still trying to figure out if I like the new truck....
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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I still trying to figure out if I like the new truck...............
Look at the hood.... It says SUPER CHIEF rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Look at the hood.... It says SUPER CHIEF rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
That sounds to much like the old Jeep Cherokee Chief! Bad sign run grasshopper run! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO.
Any truck that is smart enough to know to go to the head stupid idiot, I like!!!
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That sounds to much like the old Jeep Cherokee Chief! Bad sign run grasshopper run! rofl rofl rofl rofl
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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White House Makes Ford Pull Anti-Bailout Ad
http://www.detnews.com/article/20110927/OPINION03/109270322/Howes--Ford-pulls-its-ad-on-bailouts (http://www.detnews.com/article/20110927/OPINION03/109270322/Howes--Ford-pulls-its-ad-on-bailouts)